Naturalist Diner Gifts

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Fresh pepper?"

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'You made me jump,'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'