Naturalist Diner Gifts

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'You made me jump,'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

'All right, I agree with you.'