Natural Disaster Trivia Buff Gifts

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

Experts through the ages.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Aliens watch the earth explode

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"My God, now what?"

Suez Canal Curse

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Tornado Season in America.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Atomic Bear: Part 4

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'