Natural Disaster Trivia Buff Gifts

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

Experts through the ages.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Aliens watch the earth explode

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"My God, now what?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

News: Flash Floods

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Tornado Season in America.

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

Luck

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"