National Grilled Cheese Day Gifts

National Grilled Cheese Day! April 12th

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Cooking'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

Cheese Secret

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Holy Macaroni,

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!