Grilled Cheese Enthusiast Gifts

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

Barbeque Casualty.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Running of the Brie

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."