Grilled Cheese Enthusiast T-Shirts

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

Barbeque Casualty.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

The Running of the Brie

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

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The worm that churned!

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"