Grilled Cheese Gourmet Gifts

Sandwiches

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Beach Barbecue

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cheese

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Studying String Cheese Theory

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Say cheese!