Grilled Cheese Gourmet Gifts

Sandwiches

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Beach Barbecue

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Say cheese!

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.