Nascent Opticians Gifts

"Dad, don't you think it's time for glasses?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Lost. Readi

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Love is Blind.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Pirate eye test

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

The latest in Eyewear.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

OMG.

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'