Nascent Opticians Pillows

"Dad, don't you think it's time for glasses?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Pirate eye test

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Hospital Departments

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

The latest in Eyewear.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

"How many letters can you read?"

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."