Nasa History Gifts

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

You must be this tall.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Lost around a military base.

"Space exploration"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

First Contact

"Destroyers"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

On board the MS Hepatology

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Battleship Bingo Night.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."