Nasa History Mugs

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

You must be this tall.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Space exploration"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Lost around a military base.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

First Contact

'Silent type, eh?'

On board the MS Hepatology

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Long Johns Silver."