Nasa Fandom Mugs

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The Pink Bantha

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

You must be this tall.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Frankenstein egg.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Rocket Ark

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Swamp gas

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Europa Clipper

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Serious business

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Who put that thing there?'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"