Aviation History Gifts

"My, it feels good to sit down."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can our software do that?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'