Aviation Historian Gifts

The Wrong Brothers.

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

Mr Wright

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

'Today's in-flight amenities will also include fresh-from-the-oven homemade sugar cookies.'

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Rudderless

The Wright Brothers' 1st Successful Flight Of Immigrants Out Of Kitty Hawk, 1903.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Me? I'm the flight recorder."

'Orville, you know smoking isn't allowed on planes. No wonder we've had problems getting this crate up in the air.'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Fossil record player.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."