Aviation History Buff Gifts

'You kids today! In my day we worked barefoot and always at an incline, back when planes were taxied by cattle herds and you were lucky to land with both wings!'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

TSA Noah

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cow Blue Arrows

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"