Aviation History Buff Pillows

'You kids today! In my day we worked barefoot and always at an incline, back when planes were taxied by cattle herds and you were lucky to land with both wings!'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."