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Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

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