Aviation Nostalgist Pillows

Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."