Aviation Nostalgia Pillows

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.