Historical Aviation Gifts

The first known case of lost luggage from an airplane.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Airport Security.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World's Easiest Airport