Nasa Nostalgic Gifts

Smithsonian Museum

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

High tide.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

"You look good for your age."

'It's called a digital watch.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Frederic hides behind a rock

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"I could never go wireless."

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"As you were, sailor!"

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Al's computer salvage.

"So, what did you used to do?"

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Wireless Access Here.

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Seamans' Hospital