Cosmic Nostalgia Gifts

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It is too snowing!'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'It's called a digital watch.'

"I could never go wireless."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Workers constructing barcodes

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Al's computer salvage.

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

Wireless Access Here.

'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

The first book signing.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

America in space...Fallen Star

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Hammer and Sickle

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."