Nanny State Naysayer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the nanny state naysayer? Our collection offers clever, humorous items that celebrate free spirits and critics of overreach. Ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh and a bit of satire, these products are perfect for sparking conversations and making a statement. Whether it’s for a friend who always questions authority or a sibling with a sharp wit, find just the right item that resonates with their rebellious and humorous spirit.

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'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.' mockup

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

from $19.00

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

from $19.00

Madonna of the Pukes.

from $19.00

Cry babies.

from $19.00

The Baby Walker

from $19.00

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back. mockup

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

from $19.00

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper. mockup

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

from $19.00

"Look Mommy, hat!"

from $19.00

'OK, now let's be careful out there.' mockup

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

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'The child is very illogical'

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"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup." mockup

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

from $19.00

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

from $19.00

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something." mockup

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

from $19.00

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it! mockup

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

from $19.00

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?" mockup

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

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'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.' mockup

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

from $19.00

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him." mockup

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

from $19.00

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks mockup

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

from $19.00

"I'm bored."

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"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again." mockup

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

from $19.00

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair." mockup

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

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"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!" mockup

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

from $19.00

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.' mockup

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

from $19.00

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

from $19.00

'I'm on my way!'

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'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.' mockup

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

from $19.00

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

from $19.00

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!' mockup

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

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'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

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"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti." mockup

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

from $19.00

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!' mockup

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

from $19.00

Fitness Programme for babies

from $19.00

"I had to skip my workout."

from $19.00

Nanny State Naysayer Gifts Collection

Nanny State Naysayer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for the nanny state naysayer. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their morning coffee or tea, these witty mugs make great gifts.

Nanny State Naysayer Pillows

Find pillows that perfectly complement the nanny state naysayer’s personality. Witty, bold, and fun, these pillows add a humorous touch to any space.

Nanny State Naysayer Prints

Browse our prints for the nanny state naysayer. Bring satirical art to their home or office, making a bold statement that invites conversation.

Nanny State Naysayer T-Shirts

Discover our collection of t-shirts for the nanny state naysayer. Perfect for wearing a statement and showcasing their skeptical spirit with humor and style.