Nanny State Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift that recognizes a nanny state survivor's resilience and independence? Our curated collection blends humor, empowerment, and thoughtful touches to celebrate their journey. Perfect for those who’ve overcome restrictive environments and emerged stronger, these products serve as a testament to their unbreakable spirit. Whether for personal motivation or a cheerful reminder of their strength, these items make meaningful gifts for anyone who’s faced challenges with courage and wit.

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'Oh no! My children are out of my sight!'

'Oh no! My children are out of my sight!' mockup

'Oh no! My children are out of my sight!'

from $19.00

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

from $19.00

Madonna of the Pukes.

from $19.00

Cry babies.

from $19.00

The Baby Walker

from $19.00

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back. mockup

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

from $19.00

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper. mockup

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

from $19.00

"Look Mommy, hat!"

from $19.00

'OK, now let's be careful out there.' mockup

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

from $19.00

'The child is very illogical'

from $19.00

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something." mockup

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

from $19.00

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

from $19.00

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup." mockup

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

from $19.00

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it! mockup

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

from $19.00

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

from $19.00

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.' mockup

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

from $19.00

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him." mockup

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

from $19.00

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks mockup

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

from $19.00

"I'm bored."

from $19.00

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!" mockup

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

from $19.00

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair." mockup

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

from $19.00

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.' mockup

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

from $19.00

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

from $19.00

'I'm on my way!'

from $19.00

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.' mockup

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

from $19.00

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

from $19.00

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!' mockup

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

from $19.00

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

from $19.00

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti." mockup

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

from $19.00

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!' mockup

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

from $19.00

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

from $19.00

"I had to skip my workout."

from $19.00

Changing the baby.

from $19.00

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.' mockup

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

from $19.00

Nanny State Survivor Gifts Collection

Nanny State Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for nanny state survivors. Find a witty or heartfelt design that will brighten their mornings and remind them of their strength.

Nanny State Survivor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows for nanny state survivors featuring inspiring messages. Perfect for adding a touch of encouragement to any space.

Nanny State Survivor Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that honor nanny state survivors. Beautiful artwork to celebrate resilience and serve as daily motivation.

Nanny State Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for nanny state survivors—fun, bold, and empowering designs that let them wear their resilience with pride.