Nanny State Survivor T-Shirts

'Oh no! My children are out of my sight!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I had to skip my workout."

Changing the baby.

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'