Nacho Lover Gifts

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Nacho Shears

'I'm running a marathon tomorrow. I'm carbo-loading.'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Men can show their emotions!

"Herb's from Texas."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"Nap time."

Tired Woods

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Supply was out of harps.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man