Nacho Lover Mugs

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Nacho Shears

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Men can show their emotions!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"Nap time."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

Supply was out of harps.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Consummatum est.'