Nacho Aficionado Gifts

'He doesn't love me as much as he loves my nachos.'

'Where are we going, Dad?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Happy thoughts

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"That's our new church mascot."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You run into a window, too?"

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

The Suite Hereafter

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."