Propaganda Aficionado Gifts

"You are happy, contented, and have no complaints."

"I Want You to Destroy Yourself"

Wangling War Films. How to make and fake them: I U Boat sinking a Pleasure Vessel off Brighton.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Creative department

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'