Naïve Historian Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the naïve historian who sees the world through fresh, curious eyes? Our collection features humorous and endearing products that highlight their love for history and their joyful, trusting perspective. Perfect for sparking conversations, memories, or just warming their heart, these gifts blend wit with warmth—hoping to inspire or simply entertain the inquisitive spirit.

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"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?"

"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?" mockup

"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?"

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.' mockup

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

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'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!' mockup

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897." mockup

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

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'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.' mockup

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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He looks so natural lying there... mockup

He looks so natural lying there...

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"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal." mockup

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

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"Believe me it's only an apple."

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'You can't recuse yourself from a war!' mockup

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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Surge Plans.

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

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Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast. mockup

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

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Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words. mockup

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

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Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein mockup

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

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"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?" mockup

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

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"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers." mockup

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

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A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart

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'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

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USA-China, trade war.

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"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

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Famous Pieces of Paper

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Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

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Well, that was a total waste of time! mockup

Well, that was a total waste of time!

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The Bronze Age of Television

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Naïve Historian Gifts Collection

Naïve Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for naïve historians—funny, charming, and designed to brighten their day with a touch of innocence.

Naïve Historian Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring whimsical designs that celebrate the naïve historian's joyful approach to history—ideal for any space.

Naïve Historian Prints

Browse our art prints that beautifully capture the charming innocence of the naïve historian—adding personality and warmth to their home decor.

Naïve Historian T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for history lovers with a curious soul—playful graphics and clever sayings perfect for the naïve historian.