Mythical Moments Fan Gifts

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Swiss army knife

Tiny Visions

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Hot Tub Frosty

Vampire on a plane

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

Devil paints God.

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

Narcissus

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

"What'll you have? Wait, lemme guess...a Bloody Mary, right?!"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Tom Finney

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'I'm your designated 'Reaping Manager'. . . I'm here to discuss your DEATH. . . It's all part of our 'Forward Facing Client Engagement Strategy.''

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

Tempting Angels

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

Barack Obama