Mythical Moments Ponderer Gifts

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Tiny Visions

Neptune

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Pachyderm insomnia.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Ode to Nature.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Devil paints God.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Hell's bells! You got a patent on that?"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

A man doing a reality check.

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

Atlantis Missing

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

"You have a really weird energy."

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

Genius At Midnight