Mythical Moments Ponderer Mugs

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Tiny Visions

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Neptune

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Pachyderm insomnia.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

Ode to Nature.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Devil paints God.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

A man doing a reality check.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Atlantis Missing

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

Genius At Midnight

"You have a really weird energy."

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."