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Greek Myth Ponderer Mugs
Start mornings inspired by legends with our Greek Myth Ponderer mugs—perfect for sparking conversation and adding mythic whimsy to your coffee routine.
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
In/Out/These Things Happen.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Have you been playing dice?"
Chiller Theatre
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
Sauce for the Goose
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
"Is this who I am?"
'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'
Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel
"I cross the road to forget."
'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'
'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'
Afraid of change - leave it here.
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
'...and that is my philosophy.'
'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'
"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."
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