Mythical Homemakers Gifts

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Home Sweet Home.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'