Mythical Homemakers T-Shirts

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Home Sweet Home.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'