Mythical Characters Pillows

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Warrior Woman

"Eat my dust!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Phoenix

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Phoenix

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Mermaid Art

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Santa CGI Effect

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Vampire Bat

Giant Sale!

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"Love your ambiance!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.