Mythical Leaders Pillows

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Home depot."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Eat my dust!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Priest

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Phoenix

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Guru.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"I'm going on a retreat."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Santa CGI Effect

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"