Mythical Leaders Mugs

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Home depot."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Eat my dust!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Priest

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Phoenix

Guru.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Santa CGI Effect

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'