Mythical Characters Mugs

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Warrior Woman

"Eat my dust!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Phoenix

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Mermaid Art

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Santa CGI Effect

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Vampire Bat

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Giant Sale!

"Love your ambiance!"

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Unicorn in the Woods