Mythical Leader Mugs

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Next!'

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Phoenix

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Santa CGI Effect

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'