Mythical Bird Believer Gifts

"Wow! This is the legendary giant desert vulture! Don't let it go, Gary! Don't let it go!!"

Fishing Tales

So you're a mocking bird...

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

Football Delivery

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

Conducting the crows.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

"It's made of cheeeeese."

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Goose Flowchart

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

"There's no such thing as your father."

'Maybe he isn't big foot, but he has very, very big feet.'

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

"Come on Bob, you know it's against the rules to plan your trip: You're a Wandering Albatross!"