Mythical Bird Believer Pillows

"Wow! This is the legendary giant desert vulture! Don't let it go, Gary! Don't let it go!!"

Fishing Tales

So you're a mocking bird...

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

Football Delivery

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

Conducting the crows.

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"It's made of cheeeeese."

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

Goose Flowchart

'Maybe he isn't big foot, but he has very, very big feet.'

"There's no such thing as your father."

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

Mermaid

"Come on Bob, you know it's against the rules to plan your trip: You're a Wandering Albatross!"