Bird Metaphor Enthusiast Pillows

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Lovely dovetail."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

No jay walking.

Penguin

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."