Mythical Adventure Fans Pillows

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Wotan with eye patch

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Phoenix

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'I see lot's of water...'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

Catch of the day

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."