Mythical Adventure Fans Mugs

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Wotan with eye patch

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Frog Prince

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Phoenix

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'I see lot's of water...'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

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