Mythical Journey Fan Mugs

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Hot Tub Frosty

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Wotan with eye patch

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Narcissus

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Hang on, kid!"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

"I brake for milk & cookies"

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.