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"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Nostradamus.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Rum Mage Sale Today

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Bigfoot Research Center

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.