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"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Nostradamus.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

Rum Mage Sale Today

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

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