Mystical Mowers Pillows

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Demonic Repossession.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Reading the Leaves.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Yogic Flier / Flymo

"I see a tall dark stranger who is about to bring some magic into your life..."

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'

'As big as this crystal ball is, and it still locked up. Let me reboot.'