Meditative Mower Pillows

Yogic Flier / Flymo

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

My God, I need to fart.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"It is my place!"

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Why am I running?

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'