Mystical Mowers Gifts

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Demonic Repossession.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

Reading the Leaves.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

'And I see a pressing debt...oh yeah, to me, for fifty bucks.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Yogic Flier / Flymo

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

"I see a tall dark stranger who is about to bring some magic into your life..."

' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."