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"I have reason to believe that the four robbers made their escape along Manor way and they've now split up!"

The DaVinci Code

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'You know too much,'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Cheating Death.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

How they did it . . .

Elusive Shadow.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I get it!"